Why Does This Exist

"PS9" (PS9) 05/27/2019 at 14:53 • Filed to: None

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You can only reheat cold shit so many times. You ordered that pizza 28 years ago, throw it away already.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/27/2019 at 14:59

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Tapas > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:04

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I feel you.

I can say the same for literally 90% of superhero movies.

Merfthemadmauler > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:04

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The first one was great. The reheated versions are shit.

HammerheadFistpunch > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:04

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Im of the same opinion.  Though at least there is some hope that this one wont suck.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:06

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$$$

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:18

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*grabs popcorn*

idiots like me are why this exists

boredalways > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:24

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...as long as it's not PG-13....

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > PS9 05/27/2019 at 15:34

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why do you exist

/jk ily <3

benn454 > Merfthemadmauler 05/27/2019 at 16:17

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The second is quite possibly the greatest action movie of all time. 

user314 > PS9 05/27/2019 at 16:27

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f86sabre > PS9 05/27/2019 at 16:34

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Rain doesn’t happen by itself.

Ike > HammerheadFistpunch 05/27/2019 at 16:41

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That hope is named James Cameron 

HammerheadFistpunch > Ike 05/27/2019 at 16:45

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The only hope.  

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PS9 05/27/2019 at 17:21

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I’ll probably watch it.

If re-fried beans can be good, this can be good too!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2019 at 17:21

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I’m still waiting for that to come out.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > PS9 05/27/2019 at 19:01

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Pretend that someone bought your old car. A car you’d put a lot of time, money and energy into building, refining and driving the Hell out of. You’d sorted the look, the feel... everything.

Then when you were done and thinking about moving on to other things, someone comes along and offers you lo ts and lots of money for it. And it’s gone.

Then, over the years, you see it occasionally, with new modifications that you think don’t suit it or just simply looking like shi t. It passes through a few hands and eventually you come across it in a Walmart car park as a beaten up looking drifter doing donuts...and then the engine explodes.

A key part of your legacy has been neglected, mistreated, abused and destroyed.

However, you still have an engine that will fit it, some original components, some upgraded components and the money to get someone to put it all together. And the previous owner is happy to give the wreck to you...

Suddenly, you can turn back time...and perhaps make a few more bucks on the way.

That might well be how James Cameron feels about it.